Here are some print ads for the San Fransisco Zoo:
The print ad reads: "When penguins can analyze bond market yield curves, they'll no longer depend on your company's donation"
The print ad reads: "The day koalas learn to manage hedge funds, they'll no longer depend on your company's donation"
The print ad reads: "Once giraffes are able to make sales quotas, they'll no longer depend on your company's donation"
